What if when we pooped we pooped mini versions of yourself. And they swim in the toilet screeching.
Its time for you to get off tumblr
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
THE LAST ONE
… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody
u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…
This is the whole show
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
OH MY GOD.
harry potter ladies n gentlemen
Oh holy fuck hahahaha this is so great I love him.
i’m so sorry
Mya Gosling and her succinct Shakespeare comics “In 3 Panels”. Achingly simple, these short comic strips provide a concise beginning-middle-end guide to many of Shakespeare’s classic and obscure works.
Well, you know…Shakespeare