Tommy

clouds-of-time:

badluckchick:

What if when we pooped we pooped mini versions of yourself. And they swim in the toilet screeching.

Its time for you to get off tumblr

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE

christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

xvaguelyimaginaryx:

not-john-watson:

pokemonmasterkimba:

animentalcosplayer:

OH MY GOD.

dead.

harry potter ladies n gentlemen

Oh holy fuck hahahaha this is so great I love him.

heylookfandoms:

i’m so sorry

deareje:

vintageanchorbooks:

Mya Gosling and her succinct Shakespeare comics “In 3 Panels”. Achingly simple, these short comic strips provide a concise beginning-middle-end guide to many of Shakespeare’s classic and obscure works.

Well, you know…Shakespeare